Top ways I've lost my army. Submit yours.

I lost my armIES by sending them to a higher rank player. Just took the challenge on server 27. I'm trying to beat higher levels and go for the heat. Looks like I never win. On server 7 I lost them by leaving my dang troops out and I'll get wiped by an enormous high player or. . . starving them to death lol. One time I lost 4538/207/3687/2. Now, you can see that I was frustrated. . .

lost 5k cavs to a fort. Cuz of hidden attack and no way to command. Then because i'm so smart, I did it again. 10k down the drain

Fell asleep with 30k cabs and 20k cats.. Woke up with 10k cad and 5k cats. I've sent 11k cabs to a lvl 9 fort... Umm.. Went to defend an attacked and starved 5k cats. Had 40k cabs in my beautiful city, built 599 cabs and lost 20k cavs. Yay 599 cost all resources and 20k cavs.. Lol. I have bad luck.

I got my iTouch taken away by my mom for the day because I was "on it too much". This starved 5k/6k/3k/10k This was a while ago though...

Dropped my ipod in the toilet

Rolling blackouts, Lost me 50K calv over 2 days.. From 60k to less than 10k Calv About a week ago.. Blackouts Happened 4 times each for more than an hour while i was up. Calv were out and starved in a sub

iPhone timer failed me. I couldn't command an I lost 10k cats

[GoldenRico]

Jager = 16k cats lost
Women = Added up to around 50k Inf 15k Cavs 20k Cats
Sleep = Starved entire army
At&t awesome network = Continually Priceless

I pulled the same one as Iron. Built a bunch of ponies and pulled out of the barracks screen just in time to see my crops go 4,3,2,1,0...
I kick my own ass more frequently than anyone kicks mine lol

Jager = 16k cats lost
Women = Added up to around 50k Inf 15k Cavs 20k Cats
Sleep = Starved entire army
At&t awesome network = Continually Priceless

Are you talking about jager on s1?
he's a beast, I never knew you were there