Riddles!!!!

Yep, but you gotta post one now

I don't know any riddles

If a red house is made of red bricks,
And a blue house is made of blue bricks,
And a yellow house is made of yellow bricks,

What is a green house made of?

Glass and/or plastic.

What is always slow to come, but never actually happens?

Getting mod?

Bug fixes
lolz juz kidding

What is always slow to come, but never actually happens?

Tomorrow

You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see. What am I?

Your reflection

There are two homeless men. One of the men dies of old age. A police officer comes to file a report and can't find any identification on him. The officer askes the man that is alive "Who is this man?" the alive man responds "Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son." Who is the dead man?

The alive mans son

A man went to court. He definitely committed the crime, and the judge gave him a chance to help his situation. He could make one statement. if it was true, he would be sentenced to 4 years in prison. If it was a lie, he would be sentenced to 6 years in prison. After making his statement, the judge decided to set him free. What did he say?

He said he committed the crime

What gets wetter as it dries?