Forum Game! - Wishes

Granted. But it grows up thinking it's human and when it tries to go to school the police gets animal control to tranquilize it and release it into the wild

I wish I had enough money for VIP5

Granted, you have enough money to buy VIP5 but your neighbor's ninja cat broke into your house, stole your Apple device, and pawned it.

I wish the world was made of automatically regenerating vegan jello hehe. ^^

Granted, you have enough money to buy VIP5 but your neighbor's ninja cat broke into your house, stole your Apple device, and pawned it.

I wish the world was made of automatically regenerating vegan jello hehe. ^^

Granted, but you are now immensely allergic to its properties and must now live in a giant hamster wheel.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

Granted, you have enough money to buy VIP5 but your neighbor's ninja cat broke into your house, stole your Apple device, and pawned it.

I wish the world was made of automatically regenerating vegan jello hehe. ^^

Granted, but you are now immensely allergic to its properties and must now live in a giant hamster wheel.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

granted, you now live on venus where a day is about 243 earth days and the average temperature is over 800 degrees fahrenheit.

i wish the latest borderlands 2 dlc wasnt the last one cause i want more

Granted, you have enough money to buy VIP5 but your neighbor's ninja cat broke into your house, stole your Apple device, and pawned it.

I wish the world was made of automatically regenerating vegan jello hehe. ^^

Granted, but you are now immensely allergic to its properties and must now live in a giant hamster wheel.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

granted, you now live on venus where a day is about 243 earth days and the average temperature is over 800 degrees fahrenheit.

i wish the latest borderlands 2 dlc wasnt the last one cause i want more

What's borderlands have to do with what he said ?

It doesn't have to relate to what they say

It doesn't have to relate to what they say

Oooo

Granted, you have enough money to buy VIP5 but your neighbor's ninja cat broke into your house, stole your Apple device, and pawned it.

I wish the world was made of automatically regenerating vegan jello hehe. ^^

Granted, but you are now immensely allergic to its properties and must now live in a giant hamster wheel.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

granted, you now live on venus where a day is about 243 earth days and the average temperature is over 800 degrees fahrenheit.

i wish the latest borderlands 2 dlc wasnt the last one cause i want more

Granted, you now have an unending stream of BL2 dlc but it costs $1 million per byte to download.

I wish I didn't have to deal with paperwork.

Granted, all the trees in the world are gone and so is all the paper, the air is unbreathable and everyone lives in specialized domes. Work is done on computers non stop and as a result the entire population has carpal tunnel syndrome, bad eyesight due to the artificial light, and slight hunchbacks from improper sitting techniques.

I wish I my eyesight didnt suck so much that I needed glasses, they are uncomfortable with headphones -__-

Granted, all the trees in the world are gone and so is all the paper, the air is unbreathable and everyone lives in specialized domes. Work is done on computers non stop and as a result the entire population has carpal tunnel syndrome, bad eyesight due to the artificial light, and slight hunchbacks from improper sitting techniques.

I wish I my eyesight didnt suck so much that I needed glasses, they are uncomfortable with headphones -__-

Granted. You have perfect 20/20 vision but you are deaf, mute, unable to smell or feel any sensations.

I wish I hadn't spent any of my money on Haypi Monsters.

Granted, all the trees in the world are gone and so is all the paper, the air is unbreathable and everyone lives in specialized domes. Work is done on computers non stop and as a result the entire population has carpal tunnel syndrome, bad eyesight due to the artificial light, and slight hunchbacks from improper sitting techniques.

I wish I my eyesight didnt suck so much that I needed glasses, they are uncomfortable with headphones -__-

Granted. You have perfect 20/20 vision but you are deaf, mute, unable to smell or feel any sensations.

I wish I hadn't spent any of my money on Haypi Monsters.

Granted you instead invested everything into the bank instead, but the stock market crashed and you lost it all and more. Hope you like living in a box.

I wish I had a German Shepard again, I love those dogs.