Forum Game! - Wishes

Granted, but its only available in South Africa, and no web sales.

I wish my excel sheet making DeNira would come out and play.

You have no idea how far my Assassin's Creed addiction goes. I would parkour to the sea, swim with a ducky tube, and collect coins on the way to the nearest GameStop in Africa. [No, I'm kidding, I'd buy a plane ticket. But still, that's very far, right?]

Granted, I logged in to play this forum game with you! Hi~! <3 I won't log in for the game though. </3

I wish for S class, level 40 of everything for my excel sheet.

Granted - but the developers of the game die in a fatal jello bobsledding accident bringing an end to HM and all your work was futile!!!

I wish for the willpower to accomplish whatever my mind can dream up.

Granted - but the developers of the game die in a fatal jello bobsledding accident bringing an end to HM and all your work was futile!!!

I wish for the willpower to accomplish whatever my mind can dream up.

T~T The most cruel wish I've ever gotten granted. If this was a competition, I'd declare you the winner.

Granted, but you suddenly gained a Jell-O infatuation and can't think up of anything else besides various colored Jell-Os and eating it and gain about 30 pounds on the squishy, jiggly delight alone. The Jell-O doesn't even have fruit in it! Boo~

I wish I could go to sleep without trouble and wake up without trouble.

Granted - your trouble has been replaced with a stagnant emotionless void in which your doomed to spiral downward into envitable suicide and or bath salt addiction.

I wish I had no reason to wish because of happiness and contentment in life.

Granted - your trouble has been replaced with a stagnant emotionless void in which your doomed to spiral downward into envitable suicide and or bath salt addiction.

I wish I had no reason to wish because of happiness and contentment in life.

Granted, your life is perfect. But due to repetitiveness, lack of surprises and inability to do anything out of the box in favor of keeping the peace, you get bored and end up wishing for stuff anyways.

I wish I had a personal chef. One who wouldn't try to kill me o_o!

Granted - your trouble has been replaced with a stagnant emotionless void in which your doomed to spiral downward into envitable suicide and or bath salt addiction.

I wish I had no reason to wish because of happiness and contentment in life.

Granted, your life is perfect. But due to repetitiveness, lack of surprises and inability to do anything out of the box in favor of keeping the peace, you get bored and end up wishing for stuff anyways.

I wish I had a personal chef. One who wouldn't try to kill me o_o!

Ewwww this one is gonna be fun

Granted - but all he's able to cook is mountain oysters yuuuuck
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Mountain_oysters
You end up returning to your homicidal chef who also happens to be a cannibal!! Ahhhh run for ur life

I wish my back wasn't so sore from all the landscaping I did yesterday.

Ewwww this one is gonna be fun

Granted - but all he's able to cook is mountain oysters yuuuuck
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Mountain_oysters
You end up returning to your homicidal chef who also happens to be a cannibal!! Ahhhh run for ur life

I wish my back wasn't so sore from all the landscaping I did yesterday.

NUUUUUUU. In the end, I still end up murdered?!

Granted, your back isn't sore, but now everything else is. You can't even stand up to go to the restroom solo or chew your food properly.

I wish to find the perfect gift for my god child when I visit them

Ewwww this one is gonna be fun

Granted - but all he's able to cook is mountain oysters yuuuuck
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Mountain_oysters
You end up returning to your homicidal chef who also happens to be a cannibal!! Ahhhh run for ur life

I wish my back wasn't so sore from all the landscaping I did yesterday.

NUUUUUUU. In the end, I still end up murdered?!

Granted, your back isn't sore, but now everything else is. You can't even stand up to go to the restroom solo or chew your food properly.

I wish to find the perfect gift for my god child when I visit them

Yayy send me to the nursing home! haha

Granted - You find the perfect gift and they love it.... unfortunately it has left you broke and homeless, and your neighbor hobo just stole your last of socks!! I hate cold feet!!

I wish I could go snowboarding next winter, if not this season.

Yayy send me to the nursing home! haha

Granted - You find the perfect gift and they love it.... unfortunately it has left you broke and homeless, and your neighbor hobo just stole your last of socks!! I hate cold feet!!

I wish I could go snowboarding next winter, if not this season.

o_o I wouldn't want to go to a nursing home!

That's okay. My god child is happy. It'll be my first time seeing him/her! Hope I get the gender right.. XD

Granted, here's a hand crank snowcone machine. Now you can make your mini mound of crushed ice to snowboard on.

I wish for a pull up bar.

Whats a pull up bar??