Haypi Swordfight Arena!(Roleplay)

You can kill the man, but never, under ANY circumstances do you kill his cat >.> *resurrects cat so it is my own personal zombie cat to control*

*mutters magic and the cat becomes how it was before, not a zombie and under my control (only I control epic kitteh) then sets it free on all my enemies.*

*summons my own zombies who have AK's* *kills cat*

Stop messing around with the cat! Jeez! *resurrects cat again and puts it into cyrostasis*

*kills again*

walks in...hey what happened? i have been gone

I've been waiting for you to show up so i could...
*steps up and slices off the toe of toa. Pockets it*
Thanks, this will be a great start to my collection.
Oh wait..
*pulls out sharpie and toe. Writes "TOA - 11/6/11 - Good Times!"*

*says I don't get this*

*reads book and eats cookie at the same time* #_#

*stabs paladin takes book and cookies?? ( am I doing it right??)