Superheroes!

Right, /OT, you're all superheroes.

The object to your left is your super-power, the object to your left is your weakness.

Go!

i am God. i have now weakness, only power. -.-

My power is I can transform into the EPIC KITTEH, my weakness is I am made of pure awesome!

Looking around, my power seems to be a uDraw, and my weakness a copy of Medal Of Honor: Allied Assault... Halp?

Oh, I get it: my power is my left hand and my weakness is my right hand . D'oh!!!

And if I swivel to my right, my power is SRWare Iron (A version of Google Chrome) and my weakness is a chair.

I don't think I'll be sitting down for some time...

To my left now, a candle and to my right a sofa. I think I'll be standing up for quite a while too...

to my left is God, and to my right..... you?

To my left Jeus. To my right is Mary Jane Junior!

to my left: a judo belt :p to my right, a piece of paper?

BTW just notice i should tidy up sometimes....