Haypi Swordfight Arena!(Roleplay)

*takes out magical staff and advances on storm.*

*yells magic at Eski_moe* *Blue flames burn through his clothes* *mean while enchanting my sword more, moving hand over the blade, and blue flames follow my hand* *sword now is on fire by blue flames*

*builds time machine and goes back in time to kill the inventor of black magic for the good of the people*

dang im missing the fight -.- ok well then... *shoots an arrow at eski, knocking the magic staff out of his hands. then pulls out a big, sharp, pointy,STICK! and swings at eski.
oh and *wrecks secondtakes time machine with a grenade.*

*puts on sone magical chainmail armour that protects me from toa's arrows then jumps through the air singing 'I'd catch a grenade for you', catches the grenade thrown at secondtake's time machine and throws it away, mutters an incantation to set 2 massive deamons on toa and storm then summons a new staff, fuses it to my hands with magic theuses it to send a super high powerful ray at storm and toa.

*blocks ray with enchanted shield and kills 1 of the demons, turns the other one on eski with magic*

*spots deamons bluff (it is ever loyal to me) gets a magic bow and fires a flurry of enchanted arrows at toa just as the deamon turns round and leaps at him from the other side*

*Goes back in time again to slap Toa around for attempting to take out my time machine* Man Toa was sooo confused, if only I had a camera to take pictures of how funny his face looked afterwards.

*puts a mute spell on second*

Your 'mute' spell gave me a tornado warning >.>