Haypi Swordfight Arena!(Roleplay)

*calls up take-away on phone, then calls out to everyone: "Hey: Any orders?"*

Nope *Pizza falls out of the sky*

*jumps through the air, presses a button on a remote control and the whole world turns slow-mo, catches the pizza in my mouth mid fall and eats it whole, then picks up phone again, still looking expectantly for orders*

I'll have a bomb disguised as a cake please.

Ooh ooh! Me too!

*"Yeah, two bombs disguised as bombs and 20 McNuggets, please. Cheers"*

Let's head the food fight to the food court.

(singing to myself)

* 3 cake 1 pizza and 2 coffe please*

*Wonders if the swordfight has turned into a takeaway*