Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris once thought he worked out the answer to life the universe and everything then he released he'd only just decided to go to rehab

Chuck Norris has a secret live as a Morris dancer

chuck norris is not be afraid of death .death be afraid chuck noriis

Chuck Norris is afraid of death that's why he deos not look in the mirror

Chuck Norris uses the Excaliber as a razor, nothing else can cut his beard.
If Chuck Norris was in Troy, he wouldn't have to shoot an arrow in Achilles' heel, he would just roundhouse kick his face. Orlando Bloom replaced Chuck Norris in the film to avoid Brad Pitt's face being badly disfigured.
Chuck Norris has made two warnings to the human race not to mess with him: Atlantis and Mt. Vesuvius.

... Both historically and mythologically inaccurate
Yep ur legend

I try

If Chuck Norris was in Troy, he wouldn't have to shoot an arrow in Achilles' heel, he would just roundhouse kick his face.

Haha!

Ok :p
Chuck is a loser

WE LOVE YOU CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I most defernately don't he was very offensive to epileptics