Haypi Swordfight Arena!(Roleplay)

*turns into fizzy lifting drink to survive nuke.*

??

I put fizzy lifting drink which somehow autocorrected to fizzy lifting drink, which I liked so kept

Y'know, small bug that can supposedly survive nukes, begins with C, ends in H and has ockroac in the middle.

Oohhh co`ckroach? yes

Yes, so anyway, back to the point.

*pulls out Excalibur and waves it menacingly*

*pulls out bayonet-cross-sword"

*excalibur pwns all *

*Somehow it blows up*

*jeese head explodes. just like that. job done.*

*It somehow heals back up*

(sitting in corner on a rock sharpening my axe cos I'm just like that)

*sneaks up behind royalrune and stabs her several times*