Chuck Norris Jokes

chuck norris is so tough he can kill two stones with one bird.

god didnt create chuck norris chuck norris created god.

they say that behind chuck norris's beard there another fist.

myspace isnt actually your space, chuck norris just lets you use it.

every year chuck norris has to register each part of his body as a lethal weapon.

a pen is better than a sword........if chuck norris has the pen.

there are no aliens in space........ coz chuck norris got there first

chuck norris lost his virginity before his father

chuck norris is so tough he can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can hit two stones with one bird

chuck norris is so tough he can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can hit two stones with one bird

sorry i only noticed afterwards

If chuck Norris gives birth he loses his powers

Chuck Norris is a super! android like dumbledore off potter puppet pals :p

I like where this is going...

Chuck Norris invented the pandora box only to open it And get aids
Chuck Norris is a super! android

Why deos a g a y android come up as super! Adroid
I mean I dont even know my g a y is filtered I'm lesbian and proud and am perfectly happy with that term

Chuck Norris deos not cross roads cars cross chuck Norris

If chuck Norris has a shave his arrogance Dies

Chuck norris secrets looked up barbies dresses when he was young then got disturbed when baby looked back

Hagrid is based on chuck nornis a halfling that's thick and hangs with da kids

Chuck Norris found out about "micheal jacksons child melestation" he was the child