My First Fight ( Haypi Article Competition)

It was a rainy morning and myself ( Count Dracula) and my fearless  army were waiting outside at the gates of the castle we are about to erase with our force. I just gave the signal for attack, but wait what's happening, they are sending the cavalry and infantry to fight us outside the castle, very brave but stupid. Attaack, I commanded, the enemy started shooting with their catapults and archers. My catapults are not yet in place because of the heavy rain falling down. They are lucky with their archers, but not for long, my catapults are in place and start shooting with fire rock towards the high wall which tremble and get destroyed with every hit they receive. An evil smile it's on my face, the big number of catapults done their job, there is a big hole into the wall, I shouted: destroy everything in your path, while I was getting on my black horse. I can see smoke everywhere in the castle and the smell of victory it's in the air. I have obtained a great victory today, but to be the ruler of the great Haypi Kingdom I will need many more victories to obtain.
                                  THE END

.......... or is it.....   mu ha ha (evil laugh)

Wth. Good but wtf!