FAQ  •  Register  •  Login

Soldiers are People Too (~~Article Competition by Arythy (2)

Moderator: Shadetale

<<

Arythy

User avatar

Conqueror

Posts: 1331

Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:59 am

Location: Haypi Forums, Server 79 and Dragon S2 O.o

Post Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:52 pm

Soldiers are People Too (~~Article Competition by Arythy (2)

"Up soldiers, up! Get in line you lazy good-for-nothings, form up! Come on, get going, start moving! March!"

"Ugh, how long d'you think this trip is going to be, mate?"

"I hope it ain't too long, my youngest is sick as a goat, an' Ma can only do so much to take care o' him."


"Get moving! We ain't got all day!"

"Daddy, don't go! Please don't go, daddy!"

"I'm sorry sweetie, general's orders. I can't do anything, he'll kill me if I stay behind."

"But daddy—"

"Stay safe, honey. I love you. Always remember how much I love you!"


"Where have you been, soldier? To the front line for you! All you lolly-legged soldiers in the back, report for front line and trap duty immediately upon arrival!"

Sir, General, sir, my arm is broken. I'm no use firing the catap—"

"—Then we'll just have to fire you from it instead."

"P-p-please sir... Please! I am wounded, please spare me!"

"I have no reason to waste valuable time and resources to aid you in any recovery. You are simply my tool, and I may use you however I choose. Now go push the carts with the other useless catapult stones!

"Anybody else? Good. Ready in the front, it's time for battle!"

Soldiers are people too. Never forget it.
"If you're not confused, you're not paying attention."


Image
Haypi Support Emails:

KingdomSupport@Haypi.com.

Thunderball@Haypi.com.


FishSupport@Haypi.com.


DragonSupport@Haypi.com.
<<

TatsujinK

User avatar

Marquis

Posts: 514

Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:46 pm

Location: The Green Fields of FailMess R.I.P

Post Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:02 pm

Re: Soldiers are People Too (~~Article Competition by Arythy (2)

Arythy wrote:"Up soldiers, up! Get in line you lazy good-for-nothings, form up! Come on, get going, start moving! March!"

"Ugh, how long d'you think this trip is going to be, mate?"

"I hope it ain't too long, my youngest is sick as a goat, an' Ma can only do so much to take care o' him."


"Get moving! We ain't got all day!"

"Daddy, don't go! Please don't go, daddy!"

"I'm sorry sweetie, general's orders. I can't do anything, he'll kill me if I stay behind."

"But daddy—"

"Stay safe, honey. I love you. Always remember how much I love you!"


"Where have you been, soldier? To the front line for you! All you lolly-legged soldiers in the back, report for front line and trap duty immediately upon arrival!"

Sir, General, sir, my arm is broken. I'm no use firing the catap—"

"—Then we'll just have to fire you from it instead."

"P-p-please sir... Please! I am wounded, please spare me!"

"I have no reason to waste valuable time and resources to aid you in any recovery. You are simply my tool, and I may use you however I choose. Now go push the carts with the other useless catapult stones!

"Anybody else? Good. Ready in the front, it's time for battle!"

Soldiers are people too. Never forget it.


Loved it...=]
Image

Vayneglory wrote:Post count doesn't matter, quit bragging about it.


Am I the only one who laughs when people put "Very active" in their signature next to their name?
<<

Caladan

User avatar

Veteran

Posts: 629

Joined: Wed May 12, 2010 6:34 pm

Location: At, or nowhere near my computer

Post Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:22 pm

Re: Soldiers are People Too (~~Article Competition by Arythy (2)

I will never be able to attack again...
Beware the Artesians!!

Return to Haypi Events

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests

Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.
Designed by ST Software for PTF.