Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:06 am by Caladan
c'mon people. It's a matter of physics.
Ok. Imagine this...
It's crunchtime.
Coffee break is 10 seconds from being over, and if you're late back to your desk one more time the boss is gonna tan your hide. Ok, not literally, but your job or water cooler privileges are on the line. You just put your troops on hunt (I know you guys play Haypi while doing your business too) and it time for a quick cleanup. You give that roll a good spin, but WTH??!! Paper jam!! Somebody put it on in position A, and the centrifugal force caused the paper to wad up in that little space between the roll and wall.
Now if it had been in position B, that paper would have sailed out through the air and into your waiting hand in one of those cool time-slows-down kind of moments.
But no, your stuck there in the stall, using your ballpoint pen to work loose a few plies while your co-workers wonder at their luck at getting to the water cooler bvefore you.
Good job position A guys. You just ruined my day.
Beware the Artesians!!