The question of which way round toilet roll should hang is a discussion had by many. is it creases open and exposed like method A or all creases hidden like method B.
a poll conducted on the 18/04/2011 shows that 44% of people prefer A and 56% prefer B. however this is not accurate. scholars have discussed the topic deeply and have come to the conclusion that Group A people tend to be alot more optimistic, however group B people tend to feel the pressures of the world more. this expression of personal outlook through the mode of toilet roll is yet a further point of discussion.
it is believed that 1 in 10 people do not have any toilet roll holder at all, this is a tragic fact as having a toilet roll holder is a basic human right. however of the 90% of people who actually own a toilet holder it is thought that 25% of these have a vertical toilet roll holder. this is highly illegal but how can we completely cut it out? well it is suggested that if you havea vertical toilet holder you merely turn it on its side however some people will ibsist on continueing to use verticle toilet roll holders and therefore are going to prison.
^^^^^ ILLEGAL ^^^^^
Now why are vertical toilet holders illegalt this is due to the fact that it means a person cannot become involved in the great debate and therefore is banned
UP THE HORIZONTAL HOLDER
however this discussion will never be fully resolved. A? B? who knows which will come out victorious, and to be honest who cares, the possibility that toilet roll could influence us so much is ridiculous. =============================================================
LOL For the article competition, What do you think
Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:37 pm 
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