Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:22 am
My Syncopal Episode
My Syncople Episode
So there I was, feeding my horses on the vast plains of Haypi. Then out of the corner of my eye I saw the Lewiski signal shining in the sky....in the daytime.. Regardless.. Anyway, I made haste and found it was being sent by our fearless leader BA, aka. LIVING DEATH. He informed me that he was on a long journey to gather 15k pp from a poor sleeping Haypikingdomtonionnite. Yes Haypikingdomtonionnite , it's a real word, look it up. But not now. Back to my adventure. So I used all of my 1.1 gigawatts (20coin) to blast into the future. I landed on the beaches of the Haypikingdomtonion and found it cold and lined with shallow holes. I moved my catupults forward and shot 10000 flaming balls of hardened horse dung killing him instantly. Then I moved my infantry forward around the holes... no ..wait.. and took the victory. Then tragedy struck from the bowles of stupidity. I fired up the city to warp it and forgot my old location, not to fret, I had it right next to my main. So, jump over to main, hit the map, find my location and hit move city. BAM! successful killage!!!.. A few minutes later I notice my city still on the beaches of the sleeping Haypikingdomtonionnite, but my coin is gone. So, I write a poetic letter of reimbursement perfection to haypi management. Then go and try to move it again. Same steps, jump to main, map, move city and BAmmmm? Another 40 coins gone, wait 40..? It's a sub base what th... Now writing a letter of humility and mercy to the all mighty haypi management.
Lewiski
Alliance Sync
So there I was, feeding my horses on the vast plains of Haypi. Then out of the corner of my eye I saw the Lewiski signal shining in the sky....in the daytime.. Regardless.. Anyway, I made haste and found it was being sent by our fearless leader BA, aka. LIVING DEATH. He informed me that he was on a long journey to gather 15k pp from a poor sleeping Haypikingdomtonionnite. Yes Haypikingdomtonionnite , it's a real word, look it up. But not now. Back to my adventure. So I used all of my 1.1 gigawatts (20coin) to blast into the future. I landed on the beaches of the Haypikingdomtonion and found it cold and lined with shallow holes. I moved my catupults forward and shot 10000 flaming balls of hardened horse dung killing him instantly. Then I moved my infantry forward around the holes... no ..wait.. and took the victory. Then tragedy struck from the bowles of stupidity. I fired up the city to warp it and forgot my old location, not to fret, I had it right next to my main. So, jump over to main, hit the map, find my location and hit move city. BAM! successful killage!!!.. A few minutes later I notice my city still on the beaches of the sleeping Haypikingdomtonionnite, but my coin is gone. So, I write a poetic letter of reimbursement perfection to haypi management. Then go and try to move it again. Same steps, jump to main, map, move city and BAmmmm? Another 40 coins gone, wait 40..? It's a sub base what th... Now writing a letter of humility and mercy to the all mighty haypi management.
Lewiski
Alliance Sync