Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:32 pm by niccon
KamalKhan wrote:Gofygure wrote:You know, it's really rude to brag about your luck when so many of us tried and failed to get OELs.

I saved up hundreds of dollars to give my kids a happy Christmas, and then I blew it all on eggs. And you know what I got? Jack! I literally got a Jack, and now my kids are going to wake up on Christmas expecting presents and all I can give them is some popcorn and underwear I got through couponing.
People like you are the reason people like me end up in the ER on Christmas getting our stomachs pumped. I hope you really love enjoy your Bahamuts, cause I'll be here enjoying my Jack. Jack Daniels, that is.
I'm so sorry to hear that ... But I think you haven't tried the secret trick to open those orange eggs ... I guarantee you a legend if you follow the below tips :
FENRIR orange egg trick : Change phone language to Chinese and before cracking egg wear a white bikini. 100% chance of Fenrir on first crack
CERBERUS orange Egg trick : This one is tricky you have you wear a red bikini and run naked on the street for 1 hour before cracking the egg. 100% chance of Cerby on first crack .
HYDRA orange Egg trick : This one is easy change the phone language to Korean and eat tuna fish before cracking the egg . I assure you will get Hydra on first crack.
I will share the other legend tricks later

Try these and let me know

Fuuuuuck, I don't have a red bikini
