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I got 1 it's lame but hey it's a joke lol.
There was 3 ladies one was a blonde one was a red head n one was a black head. They were all in a wrecked ship 1 mile from an island the red head starts swimming and makes it 1/3 of the way and drowns the black head swims 1/4 of a mile n gets exhausted n drowns the blonde swims half way gets tired and swims back to the ship lol

lol. blonde jokes work

all the time

Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?"

This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea. We'll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours."

The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled the ribbons off while they were playing."

"OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart," says the second blonde. After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars.

Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled their collars off while they were playing."

"There's got to be some way to tell them apart," says the second blonde.

After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, "I know! Why don't you take the black one and I'll take the white one!"

No double postign but I guess its ok

sorry:
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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lol nice

Haha I couldn't figure it out it said scroll down..... Then scroll up......then scroll downn.... Ect. I very confused n I've done it for an hour some1 help me figure it out.. Lol

darkon i might double post or triple post a bit xD