What would you do if...

Geez, come on now.... Gotta stay intune with the thread.

What would you do with a drunken sailor...

I'd jump out of the longboat and drink some more rum.

What would you do if you made contact with aliens?

Make them kill all the stupid Humani :O

If you were a new transfromer which car would you be?

Pontiac Aztec

If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you last meal consist of?

Um. 3 Bacon hamburgers, 2 XXL curley fries, and a bunch of SuperNova Mountain Dews... Just cause its my last meal

If you died tomorrow what would you do with you time?

Good choice!

I'd blow my money on a trip somewhere I really want to go and enjoy the local women and food until I died.

What would you do if you woke up and your face was a permanent troll face?

Cut it off and eat it. Yeah, I'd cut off then eat my own face meat.

If you were a superhero, what superpower would you have?

So, I will start with an example..

What would you do if you found a dollar?

*Next Person* I'd buy a newspaper
What would you do if a monkey jumped on your head?

*Next person goes*

Hence the title name "What would you do if..."

Fine. What would you do if you you had to chose a super power to have, which one would you choose?

Happy now?

I would choose teleportation in a heartbeat.

What would you do if you were blind?