Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves.
Everyone tries to be perfect. Perfection tries to be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse. It's descendants are known as giraffes.
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with a stick of butter.
When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesn't push himself up... he pushes the room down.
Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.

I was waiting for you to post here sky

When Chuck Norris jumps in the sea, he doesn't get wet, the sea gets Chuck Norris.
Only 2 things in the world can cut diamonds. Other diamonds, and Chuck Norris's beard.
NASA went to mars and declared there no life there. That was because Chuck got there first.
Chuck Norris once beat the Mona Lisa in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris and Superman once had a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underpants over his trousers.

chuck norris once went up against voldemort and chuck norris is now know as he who must not be named

Chuck Norris IS Luke's father TROLOLOLOLOLOL

under the shining light of the stars my our belief hold strong in the times of darkness and may no war or strive stand in the way of our survival as in faith we are stronger then the metal you break upon us death deso not hold fear uponus our voice will be heard for all the ages for now as forever till ranarok may freya and the beauty of life show us the way in life and in death to the gods we pray let magic guide our holy journey and let the story of the bards of old ring true in the ears of those who do injustice upon men old and young regardless of ace race gender or belief the gods will guard us from the coming of darkness the end of days frena the wolf of ranarok, civic justice prevents the coming of frena

under the shining light of the stars my our belief hold strong in the times of darkness and may no war or strive stand in the way of our survival as in faith we are stronger then the metal you break upon us death deso not hold fear uponus our voice will be heard for all the ages for now as forever till ranarok may freya and the beauty of life show us the way in life and in death to the gods we pray let magic guide our holy journey and let the story of the bards of old ring true in the ears of those who do injustice upon men old and young regardless of ace race butterflies or belief the gods will guard us from the coming of darkness the end of days frena the wolf of ranarok, civic justice prevents the coming of frena

This is definitely the best Chuck Norris joke.

Chuck Norris can hit two stones with one bird

If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked you, even Google wouldn't be able to find you.

Chuck Norris' parents were going to call him Leslie as a child, until he kicked some sense into them. 

The Candyman can, but Chuck Norris can do it better.

We are bound by the laws of gravity. For Chuck Norris, they are merely suggestions.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is suing NBC for their show 'Law and Order' claiming it is the trademarked names of his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because hunting implies there is a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

This is definitely the best Chuck Norris joke.

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If chuck norris dies his jokes die with him