haypi article competition

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 19™®©:
One day.....after a war,
Infantry A: "FINALLY! We won the war, we have stole the enemies's resources!"
Infantry B: "YEAH, the enemies's gonna starved to death!"
Infantry A: "no, they're not gonna, silly!"
Infantry B: "why not???"
Infantry A: "they're gonna die of thirst!"
Infantry B: "why is that so.....???"
Infantry A: "well.....have u seen any rivers or reservoirs in the map?!?"
Infantry B: "........."

funny but pls dont spam this thread several times. thank you

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Next time please post them all in one topic.

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 18™®©:
Infantry A: "I hate it when it's Pvp time."
Infantry B: "why?"
Infantry A: "they always use the same name for the main city and the sub cities, and I'll tend to lost my way around."
Infantry B: "..........."

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 17™®©:
While attending to the wounded after a war;
General with Heal Skill lvl 1: "quick! Go get the General with Heal Skill lvl 10, the injuries is too complicated for me!"
Infantry: "right away, my lord!"
After a while.......General with Heal lvl 10 arrives;
General with Heal Skill lvl 10: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU ASK ME HERE FOR!!! Go get a VET, YOU mo ron! That's a horse that you're asking me to heal!!! I'm not a vet!!!"
Infantry: ".........."

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 16™®©:
During a war, infantry A and infantry B are taking cover from the enemies's bombardment.
Infantry A: "hey! Can u see where the enemies are shooting from?"
Infantry B: "no, I can't see!"
Infantry A: "well....I guess the enemies must have very high Hidden Attack Skill!"
Infantry B: "no, when I say I can't see, it means I'm saying I'm blind."
Infantry A: ".........."

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 15™®©:
Player A: "hmmm.....I seem to have problem loggin into the game."
Player B: "whatever the problem is... , you can always contact support for help."
Player A: "no way!"
Player B: "why not?"
Player A: "support's salaries is from gamers who purchase coins, so....you tell me.... , who's supporting who?!?
Player B: "..........."

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 14™®©:
Little catapult: "ma ma, do I really have 10 pa pa?"
Ma ma catapult: "why do u say that, my dear?"
Little catapult: "I was told that 10 man is needed to make 1 catapult."
Ma ma catapult: "........."

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 13™®©: one day, at a meeting....
General A: "look at my lvl 10 sword!"
General C: "wow, nice Excalibur!"
General B: "look at my lvl 15 sword!"
General C: "wow, nice samurai sword!"
General A & B: "so...where's yours?"
General C: "I only have a lvl 1 sword, it's nothing."
General A & B: "it's alright, just show us."
General C: "here it is, a PENKNIFE...."
General A & B: "..........."

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 12™®©:
One day, infantry, horseman, archer and catapult decide to go for a meal at a high class posh restaurant. The doorman at the restaurant said: "welcome."
opening the door for infantry, horseman and archer
And then the doorman refused entry for catapult, saying: "I'm sorry but no 'CATS' allowed!"

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 11™®©:
General: "men, I'm sending you to go learn some healing skills, r u up for it?"
Men grumbling: "Great, now I'm a Combat Medic???."

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 10™®©:
General: "men, I'm sending you to go convince some of the enemies to fight for us, r u ready for it?"
Men: "i'm not sure, my lord. I can't even convince myself."
General: "..........."

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Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 9™®©:
General: "men, I'm sending you to learn some unlock chest skill, r u happy about it?"
Men: "my lord, wouldn't it be easier if u just hire a locksmith??"
General: "..........."

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 8™®©:
Lvl 19 general: "men, I have 4 scepters, I just need 4 more crowns to be king! So go hunt me 4 crowns!"
Men: "but why, my lord? You only got 1 head."
Lvl 19 General: "..........."

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 7™®©:
Lvl 1 turret talking to lvl 9 trap: "hey there!"
Lvl 9 trap: ".........."
Lvl 1 turret: "hey there!"
Lvl 9 trap: ".........."
Suddenly lvl 1 trap tells lvl 1 turret: " forget it man, I think he open his mouth for too long, jaw clamped."
Lvl 1 turret: "........"

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 6™®©:
One day at a pub that serves only the richest.
Bouncer:" sorry, guys. u can't come in!"
Lumber man:" why not?"
Stone miner:" why not?"
Iron miner:" why not?"
Bouncer: "that's bcos crops farmer is inside, his resources cost $0.03 each, where else yrs resources cost $0.02-$0.01 each."
A while later, crops farmer gets throw out of the pub. Puzzled, lumber man, iron miner and stone miner asked: "what happen?!?"
Crops farmer: "support is in there!"

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 5™®©:
Bad expert: "it's so hard to find troops out, and attack people nowsaday."
Good expert: "hmm, I understand..., but it's yr own fault."
Bad expert: "why is that so?!?"
Good expert: "it's bcos u keep muting ppl, and if they can't chat, they may as well focus on the game."
Bad expert: "......"

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 4™®©:
General 1: "why is there 15 different lvl of armors, swords, horses and manuals. But only 10 different lvl of rings?"
General 2: "that's bcos you only got 10 FINGERS, you idiot!!!"

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 3™®©:
Little civilian: "when I grow up, I'm gonna be an archer."
Ma Ma civilian: "oh my, why choose that, my dear?"
Little civilian: "that's bcos I'm going to be in a elite unit!"
Ma Ma civilian: "that's correct, my dear. But they only send u on a Suicide Mission!"
Little civilian: "........" 

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 2™®©:
Little catapult: "hooray, we're going to war! Finally, I'll get to see what's the enemies are like!"
Pa Pa catapult: "don't be too happy, son. Years of wars, they only make me move 2 steps in the field. And we'll just fire the stones into the air. I've never seen who or what the enemies was."
Little catapult: "........"

Ever wonder if the characters in Haypi Kingdom could talk, what would they say??? Haypi story part 1™®©:
Horse A: (grunting.....) "you know something...?!! I'm so tired!"
Horse B: (neighing.....) "why? So tired?"
Horse A: (annoyed) "on bad days, my owner makes me goes to war. On good days, my owner makes me run on a race track with a number tagged to me!!!"