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Ribo

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Post Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:34 pm

Dont Drink and Haypi

Don't Drink and Haypi

Low level players hear a message throughout world chat every stage of their initial haypi training. That message is: "don't drink and Haypi." High level players hear the same message; although it may not be so blunt, depending on the source of the message, for example, they may hear something like "Please play Haypi responsibly."

That phrase can be interpreted many different ways, but in the end, the different sources are trying to send the same message: don't drink and Haypi. Obviously, what they are saying is that a person should not play Haypi Kingdom after drinking; to use good judgment.

There is a reason the message is repeated. Every 30 minutes, someone’s army is wiped or starved in an alcohol-related event.

In all 60 servers, it should be against the law to play while intoxicated. The legal limit of alcohol content in the bloodstream is 0.08, but studies have shown that even a blood alcohol content (BAC) level of 0.02 can affect a person's vision, concentration or reaction time, all of which are important to playing Haypi Kingdom.

According to the National Haypi Kingdom Safety Administration's "Gaming Safety Facts" Report, published in 2011: in 2010 the National Haypi Kingdom Safety Administration (NHKSA) estimated that 34 percent of all army wipes occurred in battles in which at least one player had a BAC of 0.08 percent or more and that some alcohol was present in over 40 percent of all fatal battles and city starves.

There are things a person can do if they have been drinking (or know they will be drinking) to prevent themselves from playing while intoxicated. These things include:

• Have a loved one change your password and not tell you what it is
until you’ve sobered up.
• Leave your phone at home and enjoy a night without Haypi
Kingdom.
• Have a designated player watch your account before drinking.

Things that won't work:
• Drinking coffee
• Waiting for it to wear off

No matter how much a person drinks, or how it appears they can "hold their liquor," no one should play Haypi Kingdom after drinking, because they put others at risk every time they log on and settle into their chair. If you don't drink and play Haypi, you just might save an army.
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PhotoChick

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Post Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:31 am

Re: Dont Drink and Haypi

I love this article... and I think it's ssooo true!!! people who are drink should not play this game, concentration is lost as well as their manners!!!
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nIcKrOx

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Post Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:40 am

Re: Dont Drink and Haypi

Hahahahahaha that was great dude! In my opinion I love people who drink and haypi because they leave armies out ^_^ but dude, this article is honestly the best i've seen yet, it's totally original and perfectly awesome. Nice job!!! :D
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BlakChambr

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Post Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:59 pm

Re: Dont Drink and Haypi

LOL, I can laugh about it now but thats how I got wiped. Got drunk and forgot to put army away.

DONT DRINK AND HAYPI
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Caliee

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Post Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:30 pm

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ROFLMFAO I <3 you Ribo, well done!
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PinkNova

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Post Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:50 am

Re: Dont Drink and Haypi

Awesome article!

Put this in the newspaper! :D
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Legit333

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Post Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:45 am

Re: Dont Drink and Haypi

hahaah I was laughing pretty hard at this. Yeah, Iv'e been cussed out many times in mail or through WC by someone who had been drinking. Some whom appologized and some who didnt. :?
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Shaunna

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Post Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:56 pm

Re: Dont Drink and Haypi

Ribo....did you write this article about me?? I swear it was only that one time!!!!!!! (maybe). Loved it ribo..got a good laugh out of it. 8-)
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Caladan

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Post Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:18 pm

Re: Dont Drink and Haypi

HAHAHA This is awesome!!

NHKSA lol

The last line should read: "Don't drink and play Haypi, the army you save could be your own"

Great job on this. Two thumbs way up!
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1bullfan

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Post Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:29 am

Re: Dont Drink and Haypi

Nice article, listen well children as I am living proof drink and Haypi don't mix!!!
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