Foamcups Haypi Adventure
But I got out, and now I'm in hiding! I managed to steal a schooner from a "pleasure cruise" outfit. Yes, it is what it sounds like. I know were supposed to be pirates, but YAAR! After the horrible things I was forced to do in my captivity...well, Captain BlackFoam is kind of a manic depressive now!
So come away with me and join in my Haypi Adventures! Don't worry, mates! You won't meet my end. Captain BlackFoam is one of a kind! You'll all most likely be eaten by sharks or splattered by cannon fire! But it'll be fun while it lasts!