Earthquake on my server

I was in my server today and had the most ridiculous of lags you could ever imagine honestly felt like an earthquake, I couldnt understand what was going on, I began searching for an answer for this satanic lag and I found it i went to the pvp room and I my phone started shaking, yea thats right I found the epicenter of the warthquake, the top 1 player and top 2 player in my game were PVPing... in consequence my phone broke...
I demand a new phone for compensation.
Obviously you might not believe me but I made a screenshot to prove my self.
(This post is made as a joke and a joke only any personal issues can be dealt with me in private thanks)

I wasnt actually facing him lol.. i was facing a nab..
Cornetto was also fighting someone else