Mon May 13, 2013 7:46 am
Haypi Monster best game EVAH...?
Let's look at the arguments for the best game ever. The nominees are as follows:
Starcraft 2
Halo 4
Haypi Monster
Starcraft 2: Real Time Strategy game based on intergalactic warfare between humanity, the mysterious alien Protoss, and the savage, horrifying heart of the swarm. Rich background, created by Blizzard, one of the most balanced and addictive games ever.
Halo 4: The continuation of Bungie's landmark First Person Shooter, Halo 4 represents a return to substance over style for the series. As usual it centers on the eponymous Master Chief, hero of the Spartan 117 division that served during the war with the Covenant. Only this time, he and his trusty AI Cortana face a eminently more dangerous foe in Didact, emissary of the Forerunners.
Haypi Monster: Created by the morally bankrupt organization that brought you Haypi Kingdom, Haypi Monster revolves around what appear to be gross genetic mutations that may have once been either crocodiles or perhaps Kimodo Dragons. This shocking display of, what I believe to be, radiation poisoned crimes against nature communicates a lingering resentment over the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Which doesn't really make any sense, but then again who are we kidding here? Haypi? Make sense? OH HOW I DO GO ON!
But seriously.... Starcraft wins, Halo was ok, and Haypi Dragon is a Chinese pyramid scheme.
Starcraft 2
Halo 4
Haypi Monster
Starcraft 2: Real Time Strategy game based on intergalactic warfare between humanity, the mysterious alien Protoss, and the savage, horrifying heart of the swarm. Rich background, created by Blizzard, one of the most balanced and addictive games ever.
Halo 4: The continuation of Bungie's landmark First Person Shooter, Halo 4 represents a return to substance over style for the series. As usual it centers on the eponymous Master Chief, hero of the Spartan 117 division that served during the war with the Covenant. Only this time, he and his trusty AI Cortana face a eminently more dangerous foe in Didact, emissary of the Forerunners.
Haypi Monster: Created by the morally bankrupt organization that brought you Haypi Kingdom, Haypi Monster revolves around what appear to be gross genetic mutations that may have once been either crocodiles or perhaps Kimodo Dragons. This shocking display of, what I believe to be, radiation poisoned crimes against nature communicates a lingering resentment over the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Which doesn't really make any sense, but then again who are we kidding here? Haypi? Make sense? OH HOW I DO GO ON!
But seriously.... Starcraft wins, Halo was ok, and Haypi Dragon is a Chinese pyramid scheme.
Can't stop, won't stop.