Well, you guys aren't hating on the best part, like come on!
He has terrible grammar, in all his CAPS, (which is another part to, which I'm getting to) I've read at least a dozen or more faults in just, "YOUR".....
Bud it's YOU'RE.
Also you said "ENOUGH SAID", then continued to post, about what three more posts of ALL CAPS, and with at least 500 + words in them? Doesn't enough mean, stop, no more?
And finally, THE CAPS ARE ANNOYING AS HELL! Please learn that the button can be pressed again to take off CaPs, see ? Half were CaP'd and half weren't.
How?
Well it's pretty simple, first you press the button for caps, then it brightens up, if you double click it (soft of fast), it will go bright blue. Then if you just simply move your (yes now you can use "your") chubby stubby whinny finger to tap the button "^" (looks like that a bit), you can take off cApS.
Incredible, eh? The things the future has made for our NOT USING CAPS COMMUNITY.
Now for an amazing story, eh? Yes yes I'm Canadian, eh? Eh? You like my eh?
Once a upon a time, a stripper and a homeless guy, (who just so happen to make enough to hire the stripper). Anyways back to the story. They were lets say, Rubbing Doggies, in the back alley over a trash can. She said ooo he said mooo, she went home he went to his box, 9 months later popped out a baby, pretty fugly lookng baby too. He had very very chubby stubby whinny fingers. And his nose was all crooked, anyways, the stripper took the baby to the homeless guy, and said "oh his too ugly, you take him" and dropped the baby on the dudes box......
So the baby got dropped on a box, and will probably have future disabilities. Maybe more of an "I am an i d i o t" type of disability. Again with the story!
So the homeless is walking around town with a deformed baby and no money. He decides to throw him into the river for being useless. Baby cries and a young pretty girl comes by and rescues it but she then looks Into it's eyes and threw it back in the lake. (What a fairy, eh?) anyways baby contines down this river and then comes along a lonely 40 year old named, Moe Lester.
So Moe sees the baby and decides to take it home.......
He tries to feed it (yes it because it's not named yet), but the dumb deformed stubborn "

" baby doesn't like milk, so the old guy tries chocolate milk still the baby rejects it, so this old guy being mentally ill and not knowing a thing about babies decides to give him a banana (full banana, whole) so the baby starts tring to munch on it, but no success, so It starts rubbing it, still nothing then Moe comes over and takes the banana pel off, and hands it to the baby. Baby starts munching slowly, then turns the banana into a big mess of moosh. It's In his hair on his nose in his mouth. Finally Moe decides to give the Baby some water, and the baby knocks it back. Moe can't think of anything the baby would want. So being lonely all, he decides to give the baby some..........
Viagra.
Only thing Moe had lying around his house, and of course, it the baby took it. But Viagra isn't good for little babies and make the baby even more stubborn. Moe took him to a doctor and the "not into ladies doctor" said "hmm isn't that just one Smexy baby", Moe said "really"? Then the doctor said "oh honey but not has handsome as you, sweet cheeks". Then the doctor took a look at the baby and decide to take it home with him and Moe. To make it short, the doctor and Moe got it on, In front of it. The baby cried when they did some positions and didn't with only the rubbing doggies one. They then decided to call this baby, Stubborn.....
HIS NAME IS AND WAS AND STILL IS STUBBORN, and still now after 30 years of loneliness he still can't get anyone to like him.
The END...............
Wow that was amazing I even cried, when
The stripper left, why wasn't there more on the stripper
That's you stubborn,
Sincerely, Kris Love ya, NOT