the wonders of haipi(i hope i spelled it right)

Hello there fellow citizens of happy london(dumb autocorrect), my name is Kelvin, yes like the temperature. I am 13 years old and have played travian for a while if you know what that is. I've been known as many things including greenguy651, orange55736, tax collector(job/role in travian alliance) punisher,(also a role) I am deeply sorry if I have wrecked your life in the game and everything you hold dear. I am known for my brutal strategies and devastating power(winning a travian game.) so hear me out on this one.


I have been playing these role type games for a while now and knew I had found the perfect game when I saw happy London(oh my gosh I will wreck this thing now) anyways I saw the competition and was like they will get knocked off their toes by this one! Well then my logical self conscious kicked in and said, they don't want to be drugged to sleep where they are by a boring life story eh'. So that was like then. Totally 5days ago.
(my goodness get on with the story!) well, where were we,oh yeah, the hippy London part. I was like yeah, totally perfect(when did I get that habit of talking like a girl?) I wanted to play a game with some competition, but unfortunately(secret yippee) a bunch of ha_a####### were everywhere. So I sorta separated them and their decaying resources. They need to be put to good use I merrily thought(oh shut up with your contradicting thoughts you dork, they want your life story!) (just shut up and continue) well my brain is starting to rebel so I better end the chapter here.


Come back later when my brain relaxes a bit. Eat some nachos,go to the bathroom,watch a movie,I'm not going anywhere.

me.

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WELLLLLLLL, now that my brain is rested and overheated from multiplying binomials for 4 hours straight,
(35x+34)(-43x+(-53))
and a occasional trinomial x monomial:
-7x(32x+(-14x)+53(2)x)
yep my brain is well rested
anyways the next tramatic chapter in my life.

CHAPTER 1

one day, the growing nation under the ruler greenguy651 was a peaceful place, until the "great invasion". In a perfect day of travian(no comments people) the perfectfulness was shattered by a attack which completely destroyed every one of cheeseland's buildings. A attack by the city of "Hollywood"? (what a weird name to name a city) anyways I vowed revenge but never saw the village named hollywood again.
I know, sad right. And all I ever did was seriously provoke him with a series of attacks that were designed to crush his entire military might.

yeah I know, he completely overreacted. he needed...


...a chill pill

CHAPTER TWO

well the second part. I suggest you not even look to this part of history cause it is so boring.
because of this, I will not transfer this data from my mind to this page.
maybe after the competition I will link this page to a post called most boring history ever.
ta ta
thats right. wait for chapter 3

chapter 3

age 10
yes this is the time I win ignore people's IMs pleading for mercy and so on.
I was like thinking, no decent players play this anymore. my logical thinking said that the smart guys beat the game really quick and stuff so they left soon. that left the total idiots and the lazy people, and maybe occasional talented people like me(do not laugh) blah blah blah, win the game. no one wants to hear this part. plus if they did, they would post a message!

SKIPPING TO MEAT

anyways to present. I am typing at top speed so there will be tons of errors.
Anyways(I must really like that word) I'm like yeah this is a cool game! I hope it works! yay. well I develop my city and see the haypi in reflection and im like yeah that'll work. so Im just saying, why are all these names reflection or what haypi has done for me and my big fat complaining self that is blaming haypi for my own errors or whatnot. so I was like wait, how do I spell haypi? nooo, this is so embarrasing if I spell this wrong and guess what, I spell't it wrong. I have been enformed that I can change the name or something, but I ain't got them time,(if my english teacher was here, she would say, ain't isn't a word because of the contraction or your grammar's off a bit or your spellings wrong. but what the heck. i dont care! your smart people, you can figure it out.)
soooooooo, in my spare time I prank people like take pictures of their desktop, delete all icons and add pic so they are frustrated, and maybe rename icons like google earth to google marble and internet explorer to big e and renaissance place to everest or something. i gotta go, so see ya for like 8 hours or so. dont raid my stuff and keep your money where my pocket is!