What would you do if...

I'd say, "Hmm, I see," alot.

What would you do if someone stole your soul?

Steal mine back and eat theirs. Om nom nom nom nom... tastes like bacon.

What would you do if you came across a cat exactly like Eski's avatar in your home?

Run away!!!!!!!!! It eats your soul!!!!!!! Om nom nom nom nom!!!!!!!!! You should start running.........

What drink goes best with souls?

Orange Juice.

What would you do if you turned around and I was there waving at you?

I'd say, "Hey, you're mercyfalls, right?" and strike up a conversation.

What would you do if a cow fell on your head?

Most likely die, or become comatose and seriously injured. If I ever recovered, I'd have the cow butchered and eat it. Mmm mmm mmm beef ribs, tri-tip, and various steaks...

What would you do if you could be doing what you wanted instead of lurking on the haypi forums?

Dropping cows on MercyFalls' head.

What would you do if you found yourself wearing a suit of meat whilst being chained upside-down in a tank of acid filled with mutant sharks???

Turn into a storm and get out of there

What would you do if I turned into a storm and made a famine in your village?

*slowly puts hand behind back* "Go away storm."

What would you do if you turned into a fish?

XD eki_moe,

I would be a SUPER, SUPER charged elictric eel, and kill EVERY FISH IN THE OCEANS! AND SEAS! AND LAKES! AND PONDS! This counts sharks, whales, and poor ole dolphins

What would you do if my book became a best seller?