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hmm im a ninja, if you become a ninja then we have to battle :/

I'd also have a tank

ill have tank-cutting ninja stars to cut it up

i have a forcefield!

i will teleport inside your forcefield and cut your tank up that way

my forcefield is unteleportable

then ill take your batteries out which will make your forcefield dissappear

What if batteries are inside?

then im screwed and i would run away

Pshh, I would just walk through the force field