What would you do if...

(I meant you were the bride/groom. And if I went to Mercy Falls, I'd probably enjoy it a while but try to get back before I was unplugged.)

I would be like WTF?! And then I would laugh, as would my date.

What would you do if you got really needed to fap but everything and everyone seemed bent on preventing you one way or another?

KILL ALL WHO GET IN MY WAY!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... >.< Evil laugh failed.

What would you do If I FARTED in your face?

Thank the Lord for nose clips.

What would you do if someone lit up in a non-smoking area?

Go over to him, show him the sign, Punch him, Steal his cegeratte, go somewhere else.

Wht would you do if you were newbie? (like eski_moe)

Show storm I have more posts than him (which I do )

What would you do if you got kidnapped by bacon?

Eat the bacon.

What would you do if YOU had my bragging rights?

Eat it.

What would you do if your favourite band sang you a song?

I would say BRAVO. Then when I let them go get refreshments, steal their van and all their equipment.

What would you do if you were Chuck Norris?

Roundhouse kick the universe.

What would you do if you were James Bond?

Kill my enemies.

What would you do if you were alex rider?