Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in Tekken 2 but had to be removed as every button made him do a roundhouse kick and killed the enemy instantly. When the designers asked him about this glitch he replied "There is no glitch."

If Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris were ever again in the same room together the whole universe would implode from too much concentrated awesome.

There was once a road called Chuck Norris but soon after it was built it had to have it's name changed because everyone who crossed it died. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris once got so angry he roundhouse kicked a mountain. The mountain is now known as Mount St Helens.

Chuck Norris was once ice-skating and a man came up to him and started annoying him. Chuck roundhouse kicked the man in the face. That man is now known as the Joker.

How much chuck can chuck Norris chuck if he's being chucked by a chuck Norris chucker?
None no chuck norris chucker chuck Norris chuck Norris chucks chuck Norris himself

confuzzled face
loling face

You roundhouse my face bring it
Chuck u chucked ur last chuck :p

No, never type the word Ch*ck N*rris ever, or he will find you

Hehe I'm more powerful than even chuck I'm a girl with over 4000 years of experience of being hidden and anyway chuck comes I'll arrest him for being a pedo

Someone attempted to arrest Chuck Norris only once before. They got roundhouse kicked so hard their face was shoved inside their face and their whole head imploded. And you cannot get more powerful than Chuck.

Chuck Norris once played God at a game of chess. Chuck won in -2 moves.

undir skínandi ljós af stjörnum trú okkar mín halda sterk í tímum myrkrinu og getur ekkert stríð eða reyna standa í vegi fyrir lifun okkar sem í trú við erum sterkari þá málmi þú brýtur á okkur dauða deso ekki halda ótta við okkur rödd okkar verði bænheyrðir fyrir alla aldurshópa nú eins og að eilífu þar ranarok getur Freya og fegurð lífsins sýna okkur hvernig við eigum í lífinu og dauðanum til guðanna við biðjum láta töfra fylgja heilaga ferð okkar og láta söguna af bards á gamla hringur satt í eyru þeirra sem ekki óréttlæti yfir menn gamla og unga óháð ACE kynþáttar kynferðis eða trú guði vilja verja okkur frá komu myrkrið í lok daga frena the wolf af ranarok Dreko drena frena ven

Or in other words chuck beware

Umm????????????

Norse
Ie old school Viking are u sure chuck is gonna mess