Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:46 am
GoldenRico M.I.A.!!!!!
GoldenRico is missing in action!
As president of the GoldenRico fan club, I vow to get to the bottom of this! I'm really starting to miss his posts on palringo of his half eaten lunch and random pics of him! I mean how am I supposed to complete my scrapbook???
I've already filed missing person reports in 37 of the 50 states, Canada, and Mexico so don't bother taking that route.
What we do know-
He has a love of fast food, so check every name brand establishment you come across, and also any street hotdog vendors.
He is fascinated with mirrors so check all public restrooms.
He goes through large amounts of hair gel so check all salons.
Don't worry Rico, we will find you!
If you see this man please report directly to me. Do not approach him yourself as he is considered to be armed and gorgeous.
*note*
the above post is for entertainment purposes only and should be treated as such. Any real concern for ricos disappearance is the sole responsibility of the person feeling that emotion. Caliee Inc is not responsible for any long term psychological effects from searching for Rico.
All names, places, and catchy phrases are copyright of Caliee Inc.
As president of the GoldenRico fan club, I vow to get to the bottom of this! I'm really starting to miss his posts on palringo of his half eaten lunch and random pics of him! I mean how am I supposed to complete my scrapbook???
I've already filed missing person reports in 37 of the 50 states, Canada, and Mexico so don't bother taking that route.
What we do know-
He has a love of fast food, so check every name brand establishment you come across, and also any street hotdog vendors.
He is fascinated with mirrors so check all public restrooms.
He goes through large amounts of hair gel so check all salons.
Don't worry Rico, we will find you!
If you see this man please report directly to me. Do not approach him yourself as he is considered to be armed and gorgeous.
*note*
the above post is for entertainment purposes only and should be treated as such. Any real concern for ricos disappearance is the sole responsibility of the person feeling that emotion. Caliee Inc is not responsible for any long term psychological effects from searching for Rico.
All names, places, and catchy phrases are copyright of Caliee Inc.
